Can someone copy and paste that forward about cooking and getting drunk at the same time?

crazymissourichick: Can someone copy and paste that forward about cooking and getting drunk at the same time?
There was a funny forward I got a long time ago that I think was titled “Holiday Recipe” and was a recipe that incorporated vodka. The further you get into recipe, the drunker the cook gets because it says to keep sipping the vodka at different points in the recipe. The more drunk the cook gets, the sillier the recipe gets. Does anyone have a copy of this?

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Answer by Pretty Kitty
Body: Christmas cookie recipe
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>> A Christmas cookie recipe worth your time
>> > > 1 cup of water
>> > 1 tsp baking soda
>> > 1 cup of sugar
>> > 1 tsp salt
>> > 1 cup of brown sugar
>> > 4 large eggs
>> > 1 cup nuts
>> > 2 cups of dried fruit
>> > 1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequilla
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>> > > Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Quervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer… Beat on cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. At one teaspoon of sugar… Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup… just in case. Turn of the mixerer thingy break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the friggen fruit off floor… Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
>> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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>> CHERRY MISTMAS