How often do you “miss” when going to the bathroom?

Stranger: How often do you “miss” when going to the bathroom?
For me, I have to admit that I miss about 25% of the time. Although I dread cleaning up the mess, it’s not that bad. My motto is “no use crying over spilled crap.” lol get it?

How about you guys and girls? How often do you miss when going to the bathroom? Honest answers only, please.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Hey Arnold!
I have pretty good aim, but sometimes I get one of those piss chills and it goes all over.

Answer by Tess Goeshopping
I wear incontinence pants, purely to save time, and never complain about the mess.
Unless of course I do a number two – but that stinks.

Answer by Joining The Navy
Only when its in the middle of the night. I am still groggy, so then i start stumbling around. Sometimes i lean one way, and spray the other. I just leave it to clean up later. By the way I don’t turn the light on when i piss, theres just a little night light in our bathroom.