Would this work ??

Bearded Rusty Tater ©: Would this work ??
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?” she asks.

The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your @ss, didn’t it?”

Answers and Views:

Answer by kelsey
lol

Answer by Evie
That was a nice one! LOOOOOL REALLY FUNNY 😀 thnx for posting it!

Answer by I Am Now Officially Crushed!
All I have to say is OMFG! I think I just peed myself….

Answer by Terry,JackofHearts
XXXXXXactlee the kind of off-handed compliment for adorable wives everywhere that earns life-long devotion; to what, I dare not say.

Answer by hip lady
now that was a kick in the @ss

Answer by Irishprincess
hee hee very funny

Answer by ravish2006
ooollllllddddd one……

Answer by heaven
lol. good one!!

Answer by Bodacious Baby
Oh now I am lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a treasure..let’s bury it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer by amaze
good one…..excellent
very funny ….. loved it …..gave me a good laugh
…..good job…..keep up the good ones