Why does my dog have a small penis compared to my neighbors dog?

Liberal King: Why does my dog have a small penis compared to my neighbors dog?
My dog has a 3 inch penis when erect, my neighbors dog, the same weight, has a 5 inch penis when erect. Can i give my dog some natural male enhancement meds so that my neighbor will get jealous?

Answers and Views:

Answer by fantafob
You’ll have to masterbate your dog to get it bigger. 2 or 3 times a day for a month should do it

Answer by Colors
No you can’t
And your neighbors dogs genes gave him a bigger penis
Colors

Answer by Hopp24ycat
You would find a better answer for your question if you look under the proper category: Pets; subcategory: Dogs. Just out of curiosity, why are you measuring your neighbors dogs erect penis?

Answer by Q D
No u shouldnt give a dog enhancement meds… If your dog and the other dog are two different breeds then genes take place of them…If there the same then, maybe it depends on their ages.

Answer by Cincinnati Bengals Fan 4 LIFE™
So you measured your dogs penis? lol

Answer by Jamie
why are you guys measuring your dogs penises in the first place?

Answer by Ethan Anderson
You’re “dog” is about 12 years old, and his “dog” is about 16 years old.

Answer by Zach
penis envy much? FEED IT ENZYTE

Answer by David K
Why does it even matter? I sure hope you’re not trying to get intimate or anything..