What’s the funniest/strangest thing you’ve heard a lover say while, um, mid-coitus?

Abby O’Normal: What’s the funniest/strangest thing you’ve heard a lover say while, um, mid-coitus?
You might have to think about it a while, but I would think many of you have heard a partner say something during sex that, in retrospect, was pretty funny or strange.

Please share. Thanks!

Answers and Views:

Answer by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs
He asked if I had put sugar in it, because it was so sweet. . .*throws up* How corny?!

Answer by Randle Mc Murphy
Take the dog out

Answer by Rennie
One time we were in the middle of it and he decided to take that time to ask me how therapy was going. I don’t know what made him think of that right then. He’s strange.

Answer by sweetybit
i had an affair with my cousins wife. true story

Answer by The Rarely Serious Crime Squad
Apart from a previous GFs name?

‘bingo’ x about 12. Put me right off my stroke. Got the giggles by about the 10th one, lol! 😉

Answer by jas j
the love we make is so good, we are both rendered inarticulate

Answer by ­­­­☼r&t’s mom☼
one of my exes asked me to use one of my vibrators and use it to **** him in the a**. I lost it and busted out laughing. Then I kicked him out.

Answer by Starr
The TV was on in the room, and he stopped and told me to hang on a minute so that he could check the score of the football game that was on. I was not a happy camper! lol!

Answer by Roseann
zzzzzzzzzzzzz-he feel asleep! I didn’t take it personal since he’d had a very long day, but it was so funny to be in the middle of it all and without even missing a beat, he starts to snore…lol.

Answer by clo
OMG! Mine was a “coitus interruptus” considering , his mother was phoning (long distance) and he just picked up that phonecall !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer by GEM
Stopped….
Looked deeply into my eyes and asked…..
“Did you remember to renew my Sports Illustrated subscription?”
That was a mood breaker!
Peace.

ROFLMAO….at Rockman’s answer!!!!
Peace.

Answer by rockman
Pardon the seeming conceit, but…

It was * I * who’d Said the Funniest thing mid-snacking
if you will…

“Wait! Hold still…

I seem to’ve lost a contact!!”

I’ve never seen a woman laugh so hard and
turn so red in her face.

True story.