What would be the funniest thing you could do back to a internet scammer?

MadTattooed: What would be the funniest thing you could do back to a internet scammer?
I have been getting alot of nigerian scams sent to me. Recently I decided to take their email and start sending them scams back. Like my wife died from a hippo bite and she needs their bank info and photo copy of their id so I can release 4 billion dollars to their account for being so nice. I wanna here some of the most creative ideas.

Answers and Views:

Answer by thisisme272
I don’t have any ideas, but yours made me laugh!

Answer by Inglourious Basterd
I don’t have a bank account but I have cash does that work? Where should I meet you?

Answer by kittycat karin
Report them to the Feds. Okay, that’s not funny, but scammers make me MAD! For the appropriate addresses go to :

I love your idea, though!
;-)) karin

Answer by Susan b.u.
Porn. Hah. Or one of those scare things

edit: Oh.. or you could write him back and be totally serious and say that their name matches a record you have on file (tell them you are w/ the such and such police) and that they will be contacted immediately for questioning.
lol like this one:

Answer by Curious_Yank_in_South_Korea
Steal his or her identity.