What should I do I have a small wife and girlfriend problem?

Verchina Expert: What should I do I have a small wife and girlfriend problem?
So my wife was planning on visiting her dad this weekend while I stayed home. So I invited my girlfriend over and now my wife tells me she is going to also stay home. Any ideas on what I should do?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Jedesyus
Beat your head against the wall and shout out:

OOOHHH LAAWWWDDDDD!!!

Then lock yourself in the house and cry.

ok, ok, logically, you would tell you’re “girlfriend” that she can’t come and gradually work on destroying the relationship.

Or… if you want to betray your wife and the sacred oath of marriage, do the opposite. (is not condoning)

YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF, ACT NOW.

Answer by Miss F.A.T.
I think you need to be a man and own up to your affair.

You have stepped outside the boundaries of marriage; shame on you.

Answer by caityscurls
Stop being a jerk?

Answer by Lindsay
introduce them and have a three some. OR grow a pair of testicles and stop cheating.

Answer by what a pickle
I would start packin your bags now, cuz it not gonna be a great weekend at all.

Answer by leomess
send your gf to my house or your wife either one, it looks like you have no morals or feelings so you will not mind.

Answer by Funny looking somebodies avatar
I don’t get it. What’s the point in vows if you’re just gonna break ’em…but the first guy seemed to be onto something.

Answer by Dylan
Find a way to poison her father, not with anything to kill him, just to make him sick. She’ll have to go visit her sick father. Problem solved.

Answer by leiasophia
You should not do it in the first place….

Tell your girlfriend that there’s a change of plans…

Answer by ♥ alice ♥ [grounded until Feb]
omg, ur MARRIED!!!!! :O im SAD!!!!

lol

Answer by BETT’S
I hope you get caught, why are you cheating and bringing your lover in the same house you live in with your wife, respect your wife or yourself, you are a jerk and i pity your wife, i hope she divorce you…..

Answer by T.S.R.: Stuck in Velvet Snow
You poor thing.

I’m sorry this is happening to -you- and that you’re not going to be able to cheat on your wife this weekend without having to sign divorce papers by next week.

You must lead a hard life.