What if you saw a huge pile of panties on the side of the road and you realized Lindsey Lohan was underneath?

Ellen Page: What if you saw a huge pile of panties on the side of the road and you realized Lindsey Lohan was underneath?
This is a ten foot high pile of panties. Would you dig her out. Would the fact that the panties are on the asphalt and not on grass influence your decision on weather or not to save her?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Ƥяɛттʏ Lιттℓɛ Lιαя
1000 Ways to Die: Death by Pantie

The panties are taking revenge. She pissed in them when she was drunk so they are getting their revenge by squishing her to death…

Answer by slinky
How would we know she was under there in the first place

and no i would just leave her

Answer by balletguy
I would take the panties home with me..

Answer by deroflame
First I’d wonder just how the hell this happened. I’m a little squeamish so I wouldn’t just dive in and save her without hesitation if the panties were extremely filthy. I mean, I would dig her out, but I would probably hesitate first unless the panties were clean. Probably. Whether they were on the grass or asphalt would not make the slightest difference to me.

Answer by Lotta C
I would just take the panties, provided she hadn’t worn them!

Answer by KeithOtron
i would dig her out then take as many panties as i could carry. PANTIES GLORIOUS PANTIES!