what can we say in place of “making love”?

: what can we say in place of “making love”?
I hate it when my boyfriend says f*** because it sounds dirty. but i also hate it when he says make love because it either sounds like some weird hippy or a grandma (no offense that just the way i hear it) so now we just say “so we’re gonna like yeah” because theres no good way to say it!

Answers and Views:

Answer by Emma♀
“…get it on.”

“…get freaky.” <— haha

"…have sex."

"… pork each other." <—- so much better than fuck… NOT!

"… sleep together." <— probably the best

Answer by balletbaby
is there a reason you have to christen it with a name at all? i sat here for five minutes trying to think of what my guy and i call it, but honestly, i think it’s just something that comes to you the more comfortable you are with each other. you might not have a go to name, but you’ll get an understanding eventually.

Answer by Jack
smash session

bumpin uglys.

slapping cakes.

p**sy pound

Answer by Haeley
shagging, sleeping together, sexy time

Answer by MATT P
bust it open

Answer by misstaJ
“let do some adult exercise”

“feed me baby”

Answer by eXtRa BaRb WiRe
Playing cuntry on the clitar,
milking the snake,
penetrating the barrier
porking
crossing enemy lines
beating your wife
pleasing the magic snake
child abuse
making a baby
fixing the tred on your tires
pulling a tiger woods
playing football backwards
getting bored
tossing the salad
pretending to be the president when your black and actually have no idea what your doing but still trying for it because your made a twenty dollar bet to a man at the bar you were at last night and everyone knows your good at speeches but you never do anything and the only thing you can change is your opinion of how much your wife has aged and supporting tiger woods and feeling sorry for oprah and having marital issues but still trying to seem to know what your doing when the last time you had sex you forgot the condom
making a burrito
baking a cake
trimming the hedges
playing candyland
rape
performing surgery
shooting the taco
making the taco
screwing
waiting until she’s asleep
blaming the neighbor
he goes to prison
he gets out
you do it again
he’s on death row
repeat