What are the answers for the Impossible Quiz on the iPhone/iPod touch?

Gabigrl: What are the answers for the Impossible Quiz on the iPhone/iPod touch?
The questions on the iPod touch app are different from the questions you answer when you play the impossible quiz online.

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Answer by You Dont Need To Know My Name…
1. Four (Count the holes in the words “A Polo” rather than counting the ONE hole in an actual Polo mint)
2. No, but a tin can (An old joke…)
3. K.O. (O.K. backwards)
4. Click “The Answer” in the question
5. Go around the sides of the flash and back in the other side.
6. Shallots (Shallots are small onions, and as it’s a square root, the answer must be smaller)
7. An Elephant (The largest thing in real life)
8. Click the tick that appears just below the S and E.
9. The 2nd “That one” (The second answer is pointing to the third box, which was the last question’s answer.)
10. False Teeth (Choose Food = Chews Food)

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11. n (The number 2 follows the word “December” first, and the letter ‘n’ follows second.)
12. Click the dot on the ‘i’ (it is the smallest blue dot there!)
13. F’taang (Well, they do kind of make that sound :p)
14. Torch (Lighter, as in visual light, not weight)
15. Type “Horse” using the letters (See, it’s not that hard!)
16. H (Click the 7th letter of “The Alphabet”)
17. Click the question number (24 – 7 =17)
18. The hammer (Hammer time!)
19. Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY, as indicated on the easel.)
20. Seal!

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21. The first box. (Keep watching and the first box will flash green, while the others flash red.)
22. + 1 Skip (Skip to the next question!)
23. Bran
24. Click the ‘V’ in ‘Lives’ at the bottom of the screen. (Rub the mouse over the coloured box and it tells you what to do)
25. Shoe Polish
26. Arsefacey (This is the only made up name. All of the rest actually exist in the UK)
27. Go to 28 (If you get this one wrong, you’ll go back to the question number you clicked on as well as losing a life)
28. Abundance (A bun dance!)
29. Egg Mayonnaise
30. Click the button without touching the green.
31. Woof. Woof. Woof. (Badly Drawn Dog’s ‘catchphrase’. Don’t do anything and he’ll give the answer away!)
32. Babycham and Human Faeces. (Babycham = Sham. Human Faeces = Poo. Simple!)
33. 7 (Ignore the picture. What you actually have to do is count the letters in the words “his hand”
34. Elephants don’t like mice, so move the mouse outside the flash movie and let them enter the doorway!
35. Wait a few seconds and another button will appear. (It really is game over if you click the first button)

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your question 36. A walk (If a fly is named after what it can do, then if it didn’t have wings it would have to walk… and therefore be called a walk… instead of a fly… you know? GAH!)
37. All the answers are correct.
38. Mary Rose (as in, Mary got up.)
39. Cylindrical Adventures (The character is from my Flash movie ‘Cylindrical Adventures’)
40. Right click and use the menu as a bridge across the pink gap.
41. Click the duck’s afro. (It’s the BEST bit!) 42. Click the 42nd 42 counting from left to right (Lolol, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
43. Tom Cruise
44. Put the jigsaw together and click inside the little circle. (You can just click the circle once you know where it is)
45. The second answer. (The question is something to do with Potatoes… can’t remember now though)
46. OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD (The average review of ‘Sonic Breaks his Neck’ on Newgrounds)
47. Click the button
48. SNAAAAKE! (Metal Gear Solid reference. SNAAAAAKE!)
49. Splapp-me-do (Damn you all that spell it ‘Slapp-me-do’!)
50. O.K. (and actually remember them – you’ll need it later on)
51. Repeatedly click the Phlovomite and Spatulon until one wins. (The Spatulon ALWAYS wins. Because they’re better!)
52. The third one. (Yes, I actually traced a carrot’s leaves for that one. Oh, and the second thing is a troll. Remember those?)
53. …but Pa might not. (Marmite sounds like Ma Might… so…. Pa might not!)
54. No, about 20cm off the ground. (Shanghai? = She hang high?)
55. A games console for wholemeal biscuits. (Digestive biscuits!)

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56. You need to have remembered the colours from earlier! Click Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow.
57. Erm… one? (Count Count Dracula!)
58. Shepherd’s Pie (Blood isn’t really a food now, is it?)
59. Repeatedly click the black thing until he’s charged his laser and destroys the bomb.
60. This question knows how you did in the last question, so really answer honestly! (If you fail the SHOOP DA WHOOP question at any time, this answer will be NO)
61. Thumbs up (The thumbs up emoticon on MSN Messenger comes up when you type (Y) Lololol.)
62. Click the moss. (Who ever typed the question has a lisp!)
63. Tasteless White Filth (It’s true, you know)
64. Egg > 28 (Fanboyism = NO GOOD)
65. Click the word ‘Largest’ in the question.
66. Click the ! at the end of ‘the world’ (I told you it was the end of the world!)
67. A big hairy arsonist. (A big hairy **** on ‘ist’)
68. Stroke the cat with the mouse until the bar fills up. (The back, belly and head are strokable)
69. Lol, 69
70. Using its anus. (Obviously :p)
71. Click a box while it’s green. (It’s actually quite difficult to FAIL