Want to know what to never say on an airplain?

thatramseykid: Want to know what to never say on an airplain?
Hi jack, I’m a tourist. I LOL so hard when I heard this. I think we all know about the hi jack part my one of my friends added on the tourist part. First answer/comment gets best answer btw

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Answer by GOLU
yay i m first comment, so i have to be best answer.

Answer by Michael A
I know some good tourism jokes…

Answer by P|O|T|T|E|R : мy aиtι-ƌʀմg. [RA]
Ten Things You *Don’t* Want to Hear Over an Airline P.A. System:

1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices.

2. Hey folks, we’re going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of peanuts.

3. Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local terrain. I assure you that it’s all part of our airline’s new commitment to make your a flight a sight seeing extravaganza.

4. Goose! Bogey at 2 o’clock….one on our tail!!!! Eject!!!! Eject!!!!!!!

5. Ummmmmm….Sorry……(silence)

6. (As the plane turns around right after takeoff)…. uhhhhh….we have to go back ….we ..we ….uhhhhhh…. forgot something…..

7. I’m sure everyone noticed the loss of an engine, however the reduction in weight and drag will mean we’ll be flying much more efficiently now.

8. Fasten your seat belt. (same tone your friend with the suicidal driving tendencies uses when you get in the car).

9. This is your Captain speaking….these stupid planes are a lot different than the ships I’m used to.. so you’ll have to give me some leeway…

10. It would be a good idea if right now everyone closed their shades and watched the in-flight movie.

Answer by cool122
this is what to do on an airplane that annoys people

Ask the person next to you, “Are you in the Witness Protection program too?”

Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, “The reception is much clearer up here….”

Don’t use deoderant, then “accidently” stick your armpit in someone’s face

During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone

Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it

Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice “Why do the call it the COCKpit?” then snort as if it’s the funniest thing in the world

No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.

Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.

Pinch the stewardess’ butt as she passes.

Pretend you’re flying the plane.

Throw peoples bags out of the overhead compartment

Spill soda “Accidentally” on the person next to you

Suddenly remember that you left your iron on. Ask if the pilot would mind going back so you can check.
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Tap at the windows, saying “Looks pretty tough” then ask somone if they have a bat you could use to test

With the person next to you, discuss cannabilism among airline crash passengers on deserted islands.

Answer by Fuzzy
we have ran out of fuel, make the last minute your best in life. (10 sec later) sorry that was the terrorist threating to bomb us. (make sure the first sentence is like hard english)

Answer by Caitlin
hahaha funny