For Valentine’s, I’m thinking of taping the wife and I mid coitus and emailing it to the family, what would be?

A Large Mammal: For Valentine’s, I’m thinking of taping the wife and I mid coitus and emailing it to the family, what would be?
the best setting for this scene? The garden? the kitchen? the shower?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Valerie X Account #17 MEAN GIRL
How about a circus tent?

That’s the most fitting environment for two azzclowns…..

Answer by Sandy Ego
Does it matter? You’d probably get silence either way.

Answer by C-DOGG
I would go kitchen, that way if you get thirsty you have easy access to a beer!

Answer by marina
On the family cemetary plot.

Answer by Lucy
How will you get the tape around you both?

Answer by Invisigoth
definitely on the dining room or kitchen table. Some place they might have eaten when they were last at your house.

Answer by jimbeaux
I’d say the toilet. Make sure you use it first and don’t flush, and make sure that at some point you show that.

Either that, or anal sex in their dining room. That should really impress them. Have any plugs or beads? That’d be cool.

Answer by GTO Judge
How about a courtroom? Because that’s where you’ll end up if you do it.

Answer by Salacious Crumb
a moonshine still.

that would be the perfect hillbilly slack jawed yokel backdrop to your little troll.

Answer by ♥ ♥HONESTY RULES♥♥
I say ……. garden, but it’s probably snow covered so maybe rent a really sleezy motel room with a garden theme?

Answer by grammie
The divorce court.

Answer by INTERNET HATE MACHINE
Definitely the bathroom. Make sure there is a huge turd in the toilet, and you don’t flush it, so it can be caught on camera. It will add to the ambiance.

Answer by Snakes! I HATE SNAKES!!
you’re deranged……….but I’ll have to say…..the kitchen…….

Answer by From Tears to Joy
How about in one of THEIR beds? That should give them a thrill.

Answer by Backgammoner
I suggest Scotch Super Duper Sticky Clear Packing Tape.

You might need more then 1 roll, though, and get one of those tape holder thingy’s with a big handle that you can pass to each other while you’re taping. It’ll save ya time and sore shoulders.

😀

Answer by zzzzz
Bend her over with her head facing the toilet bowl and scream out her mother’s name while you look directly in the camera.

Answer by jdm7194
go to each of the family’s houses and film a little at each house!

Answer by Michael T
Why don’t you just invite them to watch at the next get together. Dispense with the trouble of video tape and do it live.