NEW SLANG FOR WOMEN funny or not?

chris/cuddles: NEW SLANG FOR WOMEN funny or not?
1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a “BREASTED WOMAN”
2. She is not “EASY” – She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”

3. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” – She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”

4. She has not “BEEN AROUND” – She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”

5. She is not an “AIRHEAD” – She is “REALITY IMPAIRED.”

6. She does not get “DRUNK” or “TIPSY” – She gets “CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.”

7. She does not have “BRExST IMPLANTS” – She is “MEDICALLY ENHANCED.”

8. She does not “NAG” you – She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”

9. She is not a “TRAMP” – She is “SxXUALLY EXTROVERTED.”

I feel so much better now!

Answers and Views:

Answer by Lt. Dan
They were OK, be prepared for abuse from women! Good luck.

Answer by stuckondaeastcoast
5 and 8 are good…the others are a bit “drawn out”.

Answer by Dr Universe
LMAO
Well Done

Answer by mamaexfour
These are ok, but #6 is………she got bad ice!!!!

Answer by Mamby .
Eh…so-so

Answer by scubazipo
im so usin some of these, cheers for the giggle!

Answer by chris7t2
I thought that was quite funny actually!!! (gonna try to find something similar for men now!!!!! 10/10

Answer by Kristin K
I thought they were pretty funny!! I really liked #3 & #6……. SH*T…. They were all funny!!!

Answer by Snow Bunnie
LMAO!

Answer by Cannibal
My girlfriend was #8 all the time. Also a #4, but that I didn’t mind.
Thanx for the laugh this morning.

Answer by scottyusa1
Excellent.

Answer by ashalarocks
don’t soften the blow. just say it!

Answer by phllipe b
LOL,,yer funny

Answer by Jenni
I like that, next time someone tells me I’m pissed, I’ll just tell them I’m chemically inconvenienced (your a genius) Thanks.

Answer by princess_bluerose
That was very funny. LOL

LMAO!!!!

Answer by queen
laaaaaaaaaame

Answer by nine_iron76
they were pretty good

Answer by mrsmixmasterrod
They are funny but too close to politically correct for me-some of them just need to be said bluntly LOL

Answer by amandalicious07
not funny at all… not all women are like this! JERK

Answer by Tink
Bad boy!! Hang your head in shame!! 😉

funny

Tink x