Ladies How upset would you be if your Husband said this to you?

Big Jay 7: Ladies How upset would you be if your Husband said this to you?
The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.

“If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

“How long will this take?” I ask.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies. I stop
and ask “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

My friend Jen posted this on her 360 page
i’m not the one who wrote i’m just passing it along

Answers and Views:

Answer by Sofa King Sexy
Nice.

Answer by black mamba
okay. thats kinda nasty.

Answer by Laurie L
I would have to wait until i stopped laughing and then suggest he use it on his c***.

Answer by crkristy
It’s a joke, take as one. Don’t go looking for problems, sounds like he loves you.

Answer by Bren
NO THAT IS JUST MEAN!!!

Answer by sugarBear
I think he was just kidding, don’t take it to heart. It’s not worth getting upset over. My husband kids with me all the time, you have to learn what is serious & what is not.

Answer by david o
LOL

Answer by lasdoom
Classic

Answer by linda bug
KICK HIM TO THE CURB!!!!

Answer by Classique
I think id be upset infront of him but secretly amused too…..lol

Depends on the kind of relationship we have when it comes to humour, teasing and jokes

Answer by Boopsie
Quirky sense of humor! I’d laugh and try to think of a good come back…

Answer by Jenniferrr
sounds like joking around. i wouldnt be upset, i’d be laughing. but thats just the relationship i have with my boyfriend. plus hes complimenting your booty 😛

Answer by peepsqueak
What a question… Well man ur husband is crazy.. You actually added toilett paper in ur butt… Then u were leaving ur crap stains on there.. hahahaha crazy person.. What a Joke!

Answer by ariesfunram
lol i liked that get a sense of humouras you should be able to take abit of a joke as long as he was smiling and it could have been worse he could have said your sister got all the boobs in your family

Answer by Bryan M
I know if I said that to my wife it would upset her.

Answer by mysweetluvie
Oh Honey!! If he said that to me I would have laughed like crazy!!!! Try not to stress over it and take it as a joke!! Hugs!!!

Answer by kazzadanni
OH that is so funny. I have heard it before though so l was laughing before l got to the end, l knew the punch line. I would not be upset at all as l would know he was only joking around. We both found it very amusing. If your husband did say it to you, don’t stress he would have only been joking with you. Have a very Happy New Year !!!

Answer by natural
that was mean. did he do it to hurt your feelings or as a joke. i guess i wouldn’t be too serious if he meant it as a harmless joke, but it still was not nice and its obvious that it bothers you.

Answer by Yo’ Mama
This sounds like a joke someone read or heard and not something that really happened. However, in case it really happened, that woman sounds pretty ditzy to actually believe that technique will do anything and the husband is just an insensitive clod. They’re well-matched.

Answer by crystal b
this is so funny. i will have to remember that one. now i dont think anyone really would do this , are did they? ha ha. man that was a cool joke. but if a man said that to me i would have went along with the joke and laughed at him when a few months later i made the breast larger some how. maybe from gaining alittle weight .dont you know he would tell everyone his remidy for getting larger breast what a trick.

Answer by Liz
That joke would be funny in a sick, twisted sort of way, if it wasn’t so old.

Answer by stacy
I hadn’t heard that loke in years thanks for posting it.

Answer by Kim
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!

I FOUND THAT HALLARIOUS!

Answer by Jennifer D
ouch…funny…but sooo sooo wrong….

Answer by sw-in-gardener
That joke is older than I am and THAT’S OLD…..LOL…..

Answer by di
Thats downright rude.You need to tell him not to talk like that.See men have loads and loads of complaints about women to hide their own insecurities .You need to put your foot down the first time or they get encouraged.

Answer by Mr. JW
Now that is a pretty cute joke to be honest. As larry the cable guy would say, if you dont think thats funny, get out of here. To any women who got mad or offended by the punch line in this joke, I would say the following.

What is it with women. You all seem to be able to get pissed and stupid mad over any damned thing at all, and even with no reason at all to be honest.

Look, your hooters are small. He married you that way didnt he? Come on now, wise up. No, it isnt a guys job to follow along and prop your feelings, likes, wishes, etc, all the time. It isnt his job to make you like yourself. Just because you dont like something he said, or didnt say for that matter, doesnt make him wrong or a pig. Maybe it is as much you who needs the help, and not just in plastic surgery.

Answer by copestir
what a guy!

Answer by ctsnowmiss
It’s just a joke!