Is anyone going to Lowe’s this year to buy their “Family Tree” for Christmas?

~Papi™Chulo E8© izza lucky dawg~: Is anyone going to Lowe’s this year to buy their “Family Tree” for Christmas?
Yes, I know it’s Christmas Tree but I’m being a smart @ss against the PC crybabies.
Wish – I don’t have an SUV, could you kindly chop down another tree and drive it down here to Phoenix? Wait, cut down two just in case one dries out.
Lover – Uhm, no! You, drunk, in the forest… sounds scary!

Answers and Views:

Answer by LittleBirdy™ Part-Time ChewToy
wtf is a Family Tree?… I’m buying a Christmas tree.

I mean if you not “christian” why are you buying a tree anyways?

Answer by Wish
No I am gonna go murder one in the woods and put a big I HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE sign on the back of my gas guzzling SUV so that I can offend more than one person at a time

Answer by Dan
Naw, using the one from last year… it’s in the basement.

Answer by good directions
It depends, will I get to see you there? Oooh, I am there.

Answer by ci§co kiÐ ™
im decorating a palm tree cause i live in florida

Answer by William
Most of my family tree is dead.

I’m gonna got to a Christmas Tree farm and cut one down. Then I’ll slip the high school kid a fiver for helping me tie it to the roof of the Grand Cherokee.

Answer by ♥PhukCherry♥
Tree for me…although, I DO live in the south so I have to do some research…….living down here makes you wonder…Do I have any branches on my “family tree”?

LOL =)

Answer by Susan D
I will have a CHRISTMAS TREE… I will say MERRY CHRISTMAS… I’m tired of all of the PC crybabies taking away family traditions because they get offended. They can kiss my HO HO HO!!

Answer by Mr. Sidewalk goes to Vegas
No I am going to Wal-Mart to get me a Chinese Family Tree!

Answer by Lover Returns
Nope, I’m getting drunk and heading out into the woods with a chainsaw. Wanna come along?

I wanted you to wield the chainsaw, I never operate power tools under the influence.

Answer by JimSock
My family tree is Sicilian.

They all celebrate Christmas but, most of the presents fell off the back of a truck, if you know what I mean.

Lowes won’t be getting much business from them.

Answer by Kimmie
Gimme a break, wth is wrong with everyone wanting to celebrate Christmas but not say the word “Christmas”? Weirdos, our land is packed full of weirdos!

BTW, Lowe’s did apologize for saying “family tree’s” instead of the obvious.

I don’t care if you call it a monkey tree, if you put the thing up at Christmas, it’s a friggin CHRISTMAS TREE!