damian s: how to speak abt women and be politically correct?
1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a
“BREASTED AMERICAN.”
2. She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER” –
She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.”
3. She is not “EASY” –
She is “HORIZONTALLYACCESSIBLE.”
4. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” –
She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”
5. She has not “BEEN AROUND” –
She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”
6. She is not an “AIRHEAD” –
She is “REALITY IMPAIRED.”
7. She does not get “DRUNK” or “TIPSY” –
She gets “CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED”
8. She does not have “BREAST IMPLANTS” –
She is “MEDICALLY ENHANCED.”
9. She does not “NAG” you –
She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”
10. She is not a “TRAMP” –
She is “SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.”
11. She does not have “MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS” –
She is “PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.”
12. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” – She is a “LOW COST
PROVIDER.”
how to speak about mean and be politically correct
1. He does not have a “BEER GUT” – He has developed a
“LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.”
2. He is not a “BAD DANCER” – He is “OVERLY
CAUCASIAN.”
3. He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME” – He
“INVESTIGATES ALTERNA TIVE DESTINATIONS.”
4. He is not “BALDING” – He is in “FOLLICLE
REGRESSION.”
5. He is not a “CRADLE ROBBER” – He prefers
“GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.”
6. He does not get “FALLING-DOWN DRUNK” – He becomes
“ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.”
7. He does not act like a “TOTAL ASS” – He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.”
8. He is not a “MALE CHAUVINIST PIG” – He has “SWINE
EMPATHY.”
9. He is not afraid of “COMMITMENT” – He is
“RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.”
10. He is not “HORNY” – He is “SEXUALLY FOCUSED.”
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Answer by Norman Conquest
You are not a moron, you are intillectually impaired!
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10 starsAnswer by harleydavidson218
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