MMMM B’eer: How much money can I make just holding up a cardboard sigh begging for money?
I don’t want to work anymore. Should I say that I am a Veteran and homeless so I get more money. BTW I will need to make at least a grand a month to pay my mortgage and support the kids. I hear in the big cities you can make good money.
Answers and Views:
Answer by Fatty McFatass
atleast 50 bucks a day..depending on locationAnswer by Dylan
Just take your shirt off. The money will roll in.
You won’t even have to hold a sign up. The ladies will just shove hundreds in your pockets.Answer by William
it depends what your wearing.
naked – maybe, depends how hot you are
poor clothes – not that much, a few dollars maybe
tuxedo – hmm who knows. try it yourself =D
watch out for other people that are begging, polices, and aggressive dogs(ouch)Answer by Deckling Grint
money to buy a few cigarettes in jail.Answer by Chris TS
make sure ur not by other bums and stay by busy traffic..Answer by ~Gincie
No, you don’t just hold up a sign! You go to somewhere like a trainstation going into Chicago and open people’s cab doors for them and ask for a dollar. Most people will be like, aww, it’s a poor man… it’s only 1 dollar… and give you one. Now assuming you do that for several hours, you should make something 😀
Don’t shave before you go to “work” and wear the same clothes to “work” every day. ( but make sure to wash them! ) 😀Answer by Kermit
I read about a guy in the paper, lived in San diego was pulling in 125,000 a year. being a street beggar. went home at night to wife and kids, worked the street during the day. got busted for income tax evasion. neighbor turned him in.Answer by Rousseau
I think you would make more by promoting your moustache rides. It’s not really work, unless the chick is morbidly obese.Answer by Jilibean4
I kinda gotta agree with Dylan here…but I would suggest shirt off and wearing a Speedo or man thong. That will really get the bucks rollin’ in.