How do I get my breasts to stop sagging without surgery?

Uncle Pervy: How do I get my breasts to stop sagging without surgery?
I am a 42 year old male with size 36 C breasts. I think that they’re wonderful, but they are beginning to sag and the fellas at work are beginning to make fun of me. How do I get them to firm up and be perky again?

Answers and Views:

Answer by kevrobs8
get breast impants or possibly a breast lift. I’ve always respected a man with a large chest in the office.

Answer by shynomore
Let the guys at work play with them…that’s the best way to keep them firm.

Answer by jaimeblondz
yeah kinda weird
sleep with a womens bra on to keep them firm
massage them
do exercises with weights to pump up the pecs the muscles under your man boobs
or sleep with a sports bra on
but the womens bra is better
good luck

moob man
HAHAHA

Answer by maddyhill
find the fountain of youth.

Answer by Denyse
Staple them to your chin! Retard.

Answer by BasketChick
They’re only teasing you because they’re jealous.

Answer by O.J
Start doin’ COKE!!!!!!!

Answer by thesourceofallinfo
Rub some essential oils into them 3 times daily, they should perk up in time.

Answer by gary h
Get naked. Stand on your head. Wow!

What a picture!