How can I avoid getting coitus?

Ricky!³: How can I avoid getting coitus?
So far so good, I must say… (Knock on wood.)

But I figure you can’t be too careful, so I am open to advice. Thanks

Answers and Views:

Answer by achunt
Don’t put your pee-pee in one lol

Answer by essentiallysolo
do you even know what coitus means? You don’t GET it, you particpate in it. Coitus is the act of having sex.

Answer by Dawn
ROFL You are in fine form today! Just keep your britches up, sweetie. hehehehe

Answer by Mothball
No, no, son, you don’t wanna do that, trust me on this…. 😛

Answer by ManWell KMA
Lots of Battlestar Gallactica helps.

Answer by ask a mexican – 100% legal
Play lots of Dungeons and Dragons or WoW

Answer by Dicksmash McIroncock
Spending too much time on Yahoo Answers. It worked for me.

Answer by Parakeetmaker
In addition to some of the above suggestions (Battlestar Galactica etc), try watching lots of Star Trek. Then, obsessively memorise bizarre details from it. It works, from what I hear.

Answer by young phillip
i dont get it. im pretty sure you think coitus is a STD, but it just means the s part.
so coitus generally is a good thing for most people.

however ill give you the benefit of the doubt and not assume you are a moron and my advice to you is to chop your dick off. then youll never have to worry about coitus.

Answer by prasad
Meditation…….! and concentrate on rest of the things other than sex.

Answer by Flashflood
Picture grandma naked. That will decrease your risk of participating in anything that could result in coitus.

Answer by rose k
avoid putting sperm in contact with the vulva..You freak!!!