golf……………………?

traceydavo07: golf……………………?
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this”, said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball……stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake.”

“What did you do?”, asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!”

Answers and Views:

Answer by layanne1
lmao…star.

Answer by mechelle the joke fairy
hahahaha…good on her lol

Answer by BRIAN M
Never play around with your wife

Answer by Brainz
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!

Great joke!!!

Answer by Vigilant
I read this story and don’t believe a word of it. I believe it has been contrived for some sort of humorous effect.

Answer by pinkalicousbro
Heard that before, still funny

Answer by ♥Fashion Princess♥
at first i didn’t get it but i get it now and its really funny! i love jokes

Answer by j.pee69
super

Answer by golf fanatic
you copied this from oddball, they posted the same exact thing 2 days ago. as they say on fox 5 with geraldo, shame shame shame!!!

Answer by The Happy Murcia
Ace joke have a star,,,,