Does anyone know a funny science quote to go on the back of a Science Olympiad shirt?

chimpanzees_are_coolness: Does anyone know a funny science quote to go on the back of a Science Olympiad shirt?
I am trying to put a Science Olympiad team together for next year and am planning t-shirts. Does anyone know a funny science quote to put on the back of it?

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Answer by animefreak
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.

ok, just kidding

The speed of time is one second per second.

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Answer by dar lee
Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.