What would you do if you caught your plumber sniffing your wife’s panties after a trip to the hardware store?

quetzalcoatl: What would you do if you caught your plumber sniffing your wife’s panties after a trip to the hardware store?
This is the scenario; your neighbor recommends you his plumber and he comes over to install a toilet and a water heater. He needs a few things from the store so he sends you on a run with a list. You come home rather quickly because you forgot your wallet. No one else is home but the plumber and you catch him off -guard sniffing your wife’s panties in your bedroom. What do you do?

Answers and Views:

Answer by V
Ask him if they smell as bad to him as they do to you.

Answer by Mike
throw his gear out onto the street

Answer by samira.davis
report him, get that pervert fired, and than after that woop his a** when no one is looking!!!!

Answer by 2dambig
you say ” dude why are you sniffin my drawers you sick #$ @##$ #
my wife’s are in the other dresser!!!!”

Answer by DC
Omg- we have the same plumber! Only he went through my underwear drawer and all the other girls in the building I was in and we went to the landlord and complained and she found someone else to fix the pipes!
I would tell your neighbor his recommendation was misguided and then write a review of his “work” on your local internet site that gives service ratings on local companies. That would be right after I socked the plumber and chased him out of the house with a baseball bat!

Answer by lisa
I’m not a guy, but I know what my husband (or I) would do- there would be one heck of an @$ $ kicking!!! Then if he was employed by someone other than himself he would no longer be employed after I let his employer know! I would also report to the Better Business Bureau if you have one in your area.

Answer by burgerman
Hopefully you haven’t done anything yet..

Think about this, you can get free plumbing for quite awhile. Just make sure your wife isn’t home. He gets to sniff the panties and fix the pipes. It sounds like a great deal to me. I would lay it out, you either do this work for free, and two or three other jobs, or we have a problem that I am sure you won’t survive.

It may be wrong to do so, but why be bitter when you can get free plumbing out of the deal? After all, when you find a hair in your food, don’t you get a free meal? It should work the same for plumbers. When you find a plumber in your wifes panties, you should get your plumbing for free.

Give me his number, I may need some plumbing done around my house. JK

Answer by charlesjerrell
be thankful she is not in them

Answer by mellishw
report him! They will send someone else for a good deal so you don’t ruin the company reputation! LOL

Answer by Betty M
Knock him out, get a pair of your dirty briefs, hold them over his nose and mouth and when he wakes up, demand to know who’s underwear smells better. Yours or your wife’s.

Answer by North of 49
He has compromised his integrity by invading your bedroom privacy and I would ask/tell him to get out and call another plumber. I would also tell the neighbour who recommended him, so he was aware of this security breach.
If the plumber was an employee, I would report him to the owner. If he owned the company, there is little one can do other than not use him again.

Answer by jesroxygirl
I agree with…..2dambig …..that would be funny

Answer by Todd D
Ask him for a pair of HIS wife’s knickers for you to sniff in return… of course!

Answer by YaddaYadda
I think u just made this up

Answer by believer937
Well, I’m not a guy…but I know that if a plumber was in MY house, sniffing my panties…my husband would silently and swiftly cross the room like a ninja, snatch said plumber up like a rag doll with one hand…grab a suitable tool from the freak’s tool box with the other, and unceremoniously shove it where the sun don’t shine, via the plumber’s crack. While the offending plumber lay dazed on the floor, my husband would no doubt dress the perv in my clothes, using the irresistable undies as a bonnet…and kick his nasty azzz out the front door for all the neighbors to see.

Answer by shyguy
Tell him to keep them as payment for his work