Which biscuits would you want in your green room before appearing on the Jerry Springer show?

: Which biscuits would you want in your green room before appearing on the Jerry Springer show?
Imagine, if you will, that you are about to appear on a show in which you will discuss acts of coitus that have taken place between your spouse and your mother. There may also be a large diatribe from the host, to anyone of the parties about being emotionally neglectful.

Answers and Views:

Answer by yourinnervoice
There’s biscuits? Then there’d better be gravy. Bring on the pansies. bring it on.

Answer by Cedric the Discordant
As I am unmarried and my Mother is dead I’d be confused to find myself there.

Oh and also why would I have travelled all the way from my home to be disparaged by that odious little sh&t before his minions?

As for biscuits? Custard creams seem appropriate for a clown college like his ‘show’

Look after yourself . . .

and each other

cc