Are your breasts small…….?

cardinal: Are your breasts small…….?
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a little toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for 15 to 20 seconds.
“Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

“How long will this take?” I ask. “They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your that a**, didn’t it?”

He’s still alive, uses a walker to get around now and has physical therapy twice a week.
No I’m not a girl…..just passing along a joke. See my profile, then lol!!

Answers and Views:

Answer by Juan
ROTFLMAO

Answer by Susan S
Heard it before. I think its funny.

Answer by 5cents_worth
pretty good.

Answer by jeffreytucker79
Ha

Answer by Sean
Hahaha. Very Funny.

I really really hope this is a joke.

Answer by Mrs.Vick
haha

Answer by butterflydiva829
OMG lol

Answer by gregs111
thats great lol

Answer by cats
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

Answer by star42430
lool, heard it, think its good, but think its kinbda ironic to hear a dude telling it, no offence

lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud

Answer by stephen k
And when did they remove the feeding tubes? (Thank you for the wonderful joke)

Answer by crissy
lol nice 10/10

Answer by springboy
crude but cool

Answer by anjali k
Are you a girl??? Judging by your avatar, I’d never have thought……….

Answer by hapymom03
Very funny! lol

Answer by Hawk474
thanks for the laugh

Answer by Kayak Girl
heard it….oldie but goodie

Answer by toxicsgrl
in answer to original heading of Are your breasts small…….?

not at all

good joke though